I'm searching for a copy of the pilot episode of K-Ville--not the episode persay but the "Next on" segment that appeared immediately following. It contained a classic little clip of the Milena Govich character in a miniskirt and black stilettos, saying to the ogling guys, "They're legs. They connect my ankles to the rest of me."
There's no hose that I know of but this clip is so hot and I can't find it anywhere. The teaser segment was actually from an episode that won't be airing.