Back when I was a kid, before all of the department stores were mega-chains, the local store did their own commerical for their hoisery. It was burlesque-themed, appropriate music in the background, with the model seated and hidden behind a screen, except for her arms and legs. First the gloves came off while the narrator read the ad, then some leg kicks, ending with a shoe flying off and showing the RT of the hose. Before the time of VCRs, unfortunately...
